1 00:00:10,562 --> 00:00:13,021 You can't treat people like this! 2 00:00:13,896 --> 00:00:16,854 "Do unto others as you would have done unto you." 3 00:00:16,896 --> 00:00:17,979 The golden rule. 4 00:00:18,271 --> 00:00:20,271 Ain't much stays clean up here, Vaultie. 5 00:00:21,271 --> 00:00:22,604 You'll see. 6 00:00:22,979 --> 00:00:24,812 I may end up looking like you, 7 00:00:24,896 --> 00:00:27,646 but I'll never be like you. 8 00:00:29,812 --> 00:00:31,521 These are Bud's Buds. 9 00:00:31,604 --> 00:00:34,562 A well-trained staff of highly supervised junior executives 10 00:00:34,646 --> 00:00:36,312 from my own assistant training program. 11 00:00:36,896 --> 00:00:39,354 -What are you doing? -Thawing everyone. 12 00:00:39,937 --> 00:00:41,354 Plans are hard. 13 00:00:41,437 --> 00:00:44,354 Chaos though... chaos is easy. 14 00:00:46,521 --> 00:00:47,812 This is Hank MacLean. 15 00:00:49,729 --> 00:00:51,604 Reporting for duty, sir. 16 00:00:52,271 --> 00:00:54,396 Trying to pick up where you all left off. 17 00:00:55,062 --> 00:00:56,271 Miniaturization. 18 00:00:58,062 --> 00:01:00,187 I'm gonna complete the work you started. 19 00:01:01,812 --> 00:01:05,896 And when this is all over, you will be begging me to help you. 20 00:01:06,396 --> 00:01:09,021 34,000 people lived here after the war? 21 00:01:09,146 --> 00:01:11,646 You never heard of the New California Republic? 22 00:01:11,771 --> 00:01:13,729 Shady Sands. 23 00:01:13,854 --> 00:01:17,354 Your father burned that city to the ground. 24 00:01:18,021 --> 00:01:20,229 I did what was necessary... 25 00:01:20,312 --> 00:01:22,271 to save our people. 26 00:01:22,937 --> 00:01:25,146 I wonder if anyone survived. 27 00:01:25,229 --> 00:01:26,771 I did. 28 00:01:26,854 --> 00:01:28,271 I met someone. 29 00:01:29,146 --> 00:01:31,229 There's nowhere safe, Max. 30 00:01:31,312 --> 00:01:32,729 And there's no leaving! 31 00:01:33,312 --> 00:01:34,854 Lucy! 32 00:01:37,021 --> 00:01:39,062 - Is-is that a… - Fusion Core? 33 00:01:39,146 --> 00:01:41,312 You don't see those around much anymore, do you? 34 00:01:43,396 --> 00:01:45,062 Cold Fusion... 35 00:01:45,979 --> 00:01:50,021 What do you suppose your Brotherhood would do with infinite power? 36 00:01:52,312 --> 00:01:53,479 Was that their leader? 37 00:01:53,562 --> 00:01:56,479 -You killed her. -No. Dane. 38 00:01:57,229 --> 00:02:00,604 All hail Maximus! That shalt be Knight hereafter! 39 00:02:01,229 --> 00:02:04,646 Together, we will take power. 40 00:02:04,729 --> 00:02:08,687 And with it, we will start a new Brotherhood. 41 00:02:08,771 --> 00:02:13,937 With me as its head and you as its sword. 42 00:02:15,312 --> 00:02:18,562 Your entire life, you've been looking for a home. 43 00:02:19,604 --> 00:02:21,937 Build one with me. 44 00:02:53,771 --> 00:02:56,104 Hey, Max. 45 00:02:56,187 --> 00:02:57,187 Hi! 46 00:03:28,937 --> 00:03:33,229 Hey. 47 00:03:41,312 --> 00:03:43,437 No trace of rads. 48 00:03:43,521 --> 00:03:44,729 Incredible. 49 00:03:44,812 --> 00:03:47,812 Hey. Oh, babe. 50 00:03:47,896 --> 00:03:50,521 There's even more clean water down there than we thought. 51 00:03:50,604 --> 00:03:55,021 I mean, no one will ever have to worry about rationing it again. 52 00:03:55,104 --> 00:03:57,021 We can grow more crops. 53 00:03:57,104 --> 00:03:58,271 We can have another kid. 54 00:03:58,354 --> 00:04:01,479 As soon as you figure out how to push a baby out of your own ass. 55 00:04:10,396 --> 00:04:13,312 Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish 56 00:04:13,396 --> 00:04:15,687 for a nuclear winter. 57 00:04:16,646 --> 00:04:20,771 Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter. 58 00:04:23,271 --> 00:04:27,353 Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter. 59 00:04:28,853 --> 00:04:31,771 Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish... 60 00:04:39,646 --> 00:04:41,021 -Put it in the tent over there. -Yes, sir. 61 00:04:41,103 --> 00:04:43,228 One day, you might be as good as me. 62 00:04:43,312 --> 00:04:44,687 -No, I'm better than you. -You don't think so? 63 00:04:44,771 --> 00:04:45,978 -I don't know about that. -I think I'm better! 64 00:04:47,353 --> 00:04:49,187 C'mon, let's go see what the Caravan brought to town. 65 00:04:49,271 --> 00:04:50,396 Yeah. 66 00:04:52,937 --> 00:04:55,312 Stay close, buddy. 'Scuse me. 67 00:04:55,396 --> 00:04:56,687 Hey. 68 00:04:56,771 --> 00:04:58,187 Excuse me. 69 00:04:58,271 --> 00:05:00,521 Somebody call the doc? 70 00:05:00,604 --> 00:05:01,812 He's on his way. 71 00:05:01,896 --> 00:05:05,104 Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter. 72 00:05:06,562 --> 00:05:09,812 Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter. 73 00:05:11,021 --> 00:05:14,729 Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter. 74 00:05:29,021 --> 00:05:30,187 What is it? 75 00:05:36,771 --> 00:05:38,978 Everyone, run! 76 00:05:39,062 --> 00:05:40,396 Run! 77 00:05:43,562 --> 00:05:45,771 Go home! Go to your mom! 78 00:05:47,437 --> 00:05:48,687 Go! 79 00:06:04,979 --> 00:06:06,354 Okay. Okay. 80 00:06:06,437 --> 00:06:09,229 Alright. Okay. Need to calm down. 81 00:06:18,021 --> 00:06:20,021 Okay, relax. Okay. 82 00:06:25,978 --> 00:06:26,978 Okay. 83 00:06:33,728 --> 00:06:36,353 Go! Go! Go! 84 00:06:44,312 --> 00:06:46,103 Hey, go get your kit. 85 00:06:46,187 --> 00:06:47,562 -Oh God, no! -Go get your kit. 86 00:06:47,646 --> 00:06:50,562 That's okay, come here. 87 00:06:50,646 --> 00:06:52,103 That's okay. 88 00:06:53,146 --> 00:06:54,978 Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 89 00:06:59,353 --> 00:07:00,521 -Come here. -It's okay. 90 00:07:00,604 --> 00:07:03,062 Okay. Hey, son. 91 00:07:03,146 --> 00:07:04,646 Don't be scared. Now, listen. 92 00:07:05,937 --> 00:07:08,021 I'm gonna need you to stay in here, okay? 93 00:07:08,104 --> 00:07:10,854 Somebody's gonna come and get you out, but until then... 94 00:07:16,228 --> 00:07:19,521 I need you to eat and drink very slowly, okay? 95 00:07:19,603 --> 00:07:22,728 Don't be scared. It's safe in there. 96 00:07:22,812 --> 00:07:24,521 -Okay? -Okay. Come here. 97 00:07:25,978 --> 00:07:27,562 You are a good boy. 98 00:07:27,646 --> 00:07:31,478 And one day, you will be a good man. 99 00:07:32,646 --> 00:07:34,603 Come on, let's get in here. Now, listen. 100 00:07:36,603 --> 00:07:40,062 It could be tough out there, but as long as we leave it... 101 00:07:40,146 --> 00:07:43,312 ...a little bit better than we found it... 102 00:07:44,687 --> 00:07:46,521 -we did okay. -No, Daddy! 103 00:07:46,603 --> 00:07:48,853 - No! - No. 104 00:07:53,312 --> 00:07:55,812 No, Daddy, no! 105 00:07:55,896 --> 00:07:58,228 Daddy! 106 00:07:58,312 --> 00:08:00,937 -No, Daddy! -We were just getting started. 107 00:08:01,021 --> 00:08:02,646 It's okay, we did good. 108 00:08:02,729 --> 00:08:03,896 We raised him. 109 00:08:03,979 --> 00:08:05,812 Hey, we did okay... 110 00:08:35,646 --> 00:08:37,021 Dad? 111 00:08:38,228 --> 00:08:39,228 Yeah? 112 00:08:40,186 --> 00:08:41,771 Come read to me! 113 00:08:46,521 --> 00:08:47,771 Okey-dokey! 114 00:08:52,311 --> 00:08:54,604 Alright. What book shall we read, Lucy? 115 00:08:54,686 --> 00:08:56,771 Ah! The Wind in the Willows! 116 00:08:56,854 --> 00:08:58,646 When's Mom coming back? 117 00:10:23,979 --> 00:10:25,271 That's what we came for? 118 00:10:28,021 --> 00:10:29,854 Doesn't matter. 119 00:10:29,937 --> 00:10:31,687 Pack it up and report to the Vertibird. 120 00:11:51,311 --> 00:11:53,561 All hail Knight Maximus. 121 00:12:38,186 --> 00:12:39,604 Good. We got power. 122 00:12:50,061 --> 00:12:52,354 You encounter much resistance? 123 00:12:52,436 --> 00:12:54,646 Abominations. 124 00:12:54,729 --> 00:12:56,521 -Nothing we couldn't handle. -Good. 125 00:12:59,436 --> 00:13:00,687 What is it? 126 00:13:05,937 --> 00:13:09,146 The key to our new home. 127 00:13:14,896 --> 00:13:18,562 The Brotherhood has become scattered, broken, 128 00:13:18,646 --> 00:13:21,646 into dozens of rival chapters. 129 00:13:21,729 --> 00:13:26,354 But now, we have the strength to unify them 130 00:13:26,437 --> 00:13:28,812 under one banner, here, 131 00:13:28,896 --> 00:13:31,521 with the mightiest arsenal in history 132 00:13:31,604 --> 00:13:33,896 at our disposal. 133 00:14:54,479 --> 00:14:55,771 Together... 134 00:14:56,979 --> 00:14:58,686 we will fulfill our promise... 135 00:15:00,729 --> 00:15:05,812 to make better this... this fallen world. 136 00:15:11,854 --> 00:15:12,854 My son. 137 00:15:40,104 --> 00:15:41,104 Water. 138 00:15:45,771 --> 00:15:47,146 Were you always this rude? 139 00:15:48,561 --> 00:15:49,811 I'm guessing not. 140 00:15:52,311 --> 00:15:55,311 Look, your family may very well still be out there. 141 00:15:55,396 --> 00:15:57,396 I've seen enough by now to know that nearly anything's possible, 142 00:15:57,479 --> 00:15:58,979 but one thing I wouldn't count on is them 143 00:15:59,061 --> 00:16:00,646 appreciating the kind of person you've become. 144 00:16:02,937 --> 00:16:05,104 I mean, you want 'em to like you, right? 145 00:16:13,479 --> 00:16:16,646 I'm just saying, a little bit of kindness can go a long way. 146 00:16:16,729 --> 00:16:19,687 Charles Dickens actually wrote a whole book about it, if you're interested. 147 00:16:19,771 --> 00:16:22,021 -Nope. -And by the third ghost, 148 00:16:22,104 --> 00:16:23,896 he was pretty much cured. 149 00:16:24,604 --> 00:16:26,229 Hmm. 150 00:16:28,979 --> 00:16:30,979 Help! 151 00:16:36,104 --> 00:16:38,854 Somebody help! Please! 152 00:16:39,521 --> 00:16:41,021 I think it's coming from inside. 153 00:16:42,979 --> 00:16:46,271 Empathy's like mud. You lose your boots in that stuff. 154 00:16:47,146 --> 00:16:50,896 Well, I'm not just gonna let someone die while I listen to 'em scream. 155 00:16:52,354 --> 00:16:55,604 Folks been screamin' for 200 fuckin' years. 156 00:16:55,686 --> 00:16:58,729 Did it ever occur to you that if you helped them, they would stop? 157 00:17:00,604 --> 00:17:02,979 You wanna know what I was like before the war? 158 00:17:04,104 --> 00:17:05,479 I was just like you. 159 00:17:06,604 --> 00:17:08,146 Stupid. 160 00:17:17,979 --> 00:17:19,979 Help! 161 00:17:28,229 --> 00:17:30,271 Help! 162 00:17:33,062 --> 00:17:34,354 Waste o' time. 163 00:17:35,396 --> 00:17:37,771 Doing the right thing is never a waste of time. 164 00:17:40,312 --> 00:17:41,854 Help! 165 00:17:57,021 --> 00:17:58,896 Help! 166 00:18:05,062 --> 00:18:06,146 Help! 167 00:18:07,271 --> 00:18:09,021 Help! 168 00:18:11,104 --> 00:18:12,104 Help! 169 00:18:15,229 --> 00:18:18,604 Help! We need medicine! 170 00:18:19,604 --> 00:18:21,979 - What happened here? - Tunics. 171 00:18:25,521 --> 00:18:27,187 You awful far west, ain't you? 172 00:18:29,479 --> 00:18:30,812 Ignore him. 173 00:18:30,896 --> 00:18:33,187 - I got one stimpak left, okay? - Okay. 174 00:18:33,271 --> 00:18:36,396 That would be a profound misallocation of resources. 175 00:18:36,479 --> 00:18:39,646 Folks in them outfits don't deserve savin'. 176 00:18:41,354 --> 00:18:42,354 Here. 177 00:18:47,437 --> 00:18:48,562 Another one. 178 00:18:52,437 --> 00:18:54,062 Let me help you up there, cowboy. 179 00:18:56,104 --> 00:18:57,687 No! 180 00:19:04,104 --> 00:19:06,521 But you did lead us to dinner. 181 00:19:11,021 --> 00:19:13,812 No, no! Not her, too! 182 00:19:42,354 --> 00:19:44,062 What is that? 183 00:20:05,229 --> 00:20:06,937 They're back. 184 00:21:11,104 --> 00:21:13,354 Ah, shit! Get the fuck off me! 185 00:21:23,771 --> 00:21:24,896 Ah! 186 00:21:32,771 --> 00:21:34,104 Sonuva bitch! 187 00:21:39,479 --> 00:21:40,979 Let her go! 188 00:22:01,979 --> 00:22:03,354 Fuck you, sweetheart! 189 00:22:11,521 --> 00:22:13,021 Oh. 190 00:22:18,896 --> 00:22:20,521 Give me the stimpak. 191 00:22:20,604 --> 00:22:22,812 -Give it to me. -Help. Help me! 192 00:22:27,771 --> 00:22:28,854 I only have one. 193 00:22:28,937 --> 00:22:30,687 - Please! - Giv-g-g-give it to me. 194 00:22:30,771 --> 00:22:31,812 I... 195 00:22:33,354 --> 00:22:34,854 - Please. - Give it to me. 196 00:22:41,271 --> 00:22:42,604 Fuck you. 197 00:22:42,687 --> 00:22:44,062 She'll die without it. 198 00:22:45,354 --> 00:22:46,479 You won't. 199 00:22:47,396 --> 00:22:49,062 Thank you. Thank you. 200 00:22:50,021 --> 00:22:51,062 You're welcome. 201 00:22:52,229 --> 00:22:53,979 We'll get you home to your people, okay? 202 00:22:57,021 --> 00:22:58,812 Golden rule, motherfucker. 203 00:23:01,937 --> 00:23:05,771 That rule is for people. 204 00:23:06,979 --> 00:23:09,062 You're disgusting. Cruel. 205 00:23:10,937 --> 00:23:12,771 I am nothing like you. 206 00:23:12,854 --> 00:23:14,687 Come on. 207 00:23:18,396 --> 00:23:21,479 Which is why, when I get her home, I'll come back for you. 208 00:23:23,396 --> 00:23:26,271 Give you a little time to think about the consequences of your actions. 209 00:23:35,437 --> 00:23:37,187 I wouldn't worry about him. 210 00:23:37,271 --> 00:23:40,187 He's very durable. He'll be... he'll be fine. 211 00:23:40,271 --> 00:23:41,729 I wasn't worried about him. 212 00:23:42,979 --> 00:23:44,104 That's fair. 213 00:24:54,896 --> 00:24:57,354 Where's Bud Askins? Has anyone seen Bud Askins? 214 00:24:57,437 --> 00:24:59,437 I'm sorry, why are we all here? 215 00:24:59,521 --> 00:25:03,021 I thought this was gonna be more of a one-by-one situation. 216 00:25:03,104 --> 00:25:04,646 There's been a change of plan. 217 00:25:04,729 --> 00:25:07,896 -Should I be able to see by now? -Relax, Claudia. 218 00:25:07,979 --> 00:25:09,729 There's been a change of plans, obviously. Jeez. 219 00:25:13,354 --> 00:25:14,521 Is she good? 220 00:25:15,312 --> 00:25:16,521 I'm okay. 221 00:25:16,604 --> 00:25:18,979 Everyone, if I can just try and explain. 222 00:25:19,062 --> 00:25:22,604 If they thawed everyone at once, that must mean it's Reclamation Day. 223 00:25:25,104 --> 00:25:26,146 About that. 224 00:25:27,562 --> 00:25:29,104 It's been 200 years since you were frozen. 225 00:25:30,562 --> 00:25:32,562 It is Reclamation Day. 226 00:25:37,021 --> 00:25:40,271 But unfortunately, Bud Askins is, uh... 227 00:25:41,521 --> 00:25:42,604 uh... 228 00:25:46,604 --> 00:25:48,396 Bud Askins is dead. 229 00:25:49,312 --> 00:25:51,104 -What? -Oh, no. 230 00:25:52,104 --> 00:25:55,021 So, if we can just try and remain calm. 231 00:25:55,104 --> 00:25:59,646 We need to figure out a way to get out of here, together. 232 00:25:59,729 --> 00:26:00,979 "Get out of here"? Wait, wait, wait. 233 00:26:01,062 --> 00:26:03,896 You're saying we're trapped? 234 00:26:03,979 --> 00:26:06,354 Is there someone else that we can speak to about this? 235 00:26:09,312 --> 00:26:11,062 Please. 236 00:26:11,146 --> 00:26:13,146 -Please no. -Oh, God. 237 00:26:13,229 --> 00:26:15,354 - I can't believe this. - Everyone! I'm just gonna go back. 238 00:26:15,437 --> 00:26:17,437 Could someone help me go back, please? 239 00:26:18,146 --> 00:26:21,396 Um, if we could just try and stay focused. 240 00:26:21,479 --> 00:26:24,812 Uh, someone ate all the crackers from my welcoming kit. 241 00:26:24,896 --> 00:26:27,229 We're all gonna die. We're all gonna die. 242 00:27:43,937 --> 00:27:45,937 Yeah. 243 00:29:30,521 --> 00:29:31,521 Okay. 244 00:30:08,979 --> 00:30:10,812 Holy shit. 245 00:30:14,729 --> 00:30:17,896 A real fuckin' icebox. Ha! 246 00:30:34,104 --> 00:30:35,271 Scribes. 247 00:30:39,312 --> 00:30:40,771 Send those to the Clerics for sorting. 248 00:30:40,854 --> 00:30:42,062 Yes, sir. 249 00:30:45,812 --> 00:30:48,312 Please don't play with grenades inside! 250 00:30:48,396 --> 00:30:49,687 Yes, sir! 251 00:30:52,979 --> 00:30:54,146 Whoa! 252 00:30:54,229 --> 00:30:56,187 Bring her outside, shitheads! 253 00:30:56,271 --> 00:30:57,896 Let's see what this baby can do! 254 00:31:06,896 --> 00:31:08,562 Hell yeah! 255 00:31:28,312 --> 00:31:29,729 What do you think he'll do with it? 256 00:31:30,896 --> 00:31:31,937 Nothing good. 257 00:31:44,854 --> 00:31:46,187 Why do you do that? 258 00:31:47,854 --> 00:31:49,229 Because it's important. 259 00:31:53,521 --> 00:31:54,896 What is our duty? 260 00:31:56,812 --> 00:31:58,354 To fix a fallen world? 261 00:31:59,771 --> 00:32:00,854 Sometimes. 262 00:32:02,937 --> 00:32:05,979 In order to make a big problem something you can handle, 263 00:32:06,062 --> 00:32:07,396 you gotta make it small. 264 00:32:08,771 --> 00:32:11,062 So we start by bettering ourselves. 265 00:32:11,146 --> 00:32:13,562 And you can do that in all sorts of ways, you know. 266 00:32:13,646 --> 00:32:16,271 Self-discipline, generosity, valor. 267 00:32:18,937 --> 00:32:22,521 And not smelling really bad. 268 00:32:24,604 --> 00:32:25,687 Dismissed. 269 00:32:47,896 --> 00:32:49,771 It's always gonna get dirty again. 270 00:32:52,021 --> 00:32:55,146 "Better to polish dirty steel than have it stay clean." 271 00:32:55,229 --> 00:32:57,396 Used to quote the Codex to each other as a joke. 272 00:32:58,104 --> 00:32:59,729 I've seen what it's like out there. 273 00:33:00,521 --> 00:33:02,979 The Brotherhood is as good as it gets. I'm just trying to make it better. 274 00:33:03,062 --> 00:33:05,729 It couldn't have been all bad out there. You met that girl. 275 00:33:13,646 --> 00:33:14,812 She left. 276 00:33:14,896 --> 00:33:16,396 And maybe she's still out there. 277 00:33:16,479 --> 00:33:17,979 I have duties here. 278 00:33:22,687 --> 00:33:25,021 Listen, I've read the comms. 279 00:33:25,104 --> 00:33:26,646 Quintus called for this meeting, 280 00:33:26,729 --> 00:33:29,396 but he... he didn't tell the Commonwealth. 281 00:33:29,479 --> 00:33:31,437 He's breaking chain of command. 282 00:33:33,854 --> 00:33:36,312 Max, the Commonwealth isn't going to let him 283 00:33:36,396 --> 00:33:38,146 seize power without a war. 284 00:33:38,229 --> 00:33:39,771 Is that what you want? 285 00:33:41,521 --> 00:33:43,562 You said it yourself. 286 00:33:43,646 --> 00:33:45,729 There's nowhere safe out there. 287 00:33:45,812 --> 00:33:47,437 Not as long as there's people out there who... 288 00:33:50,187 --> 00:33:53,312 If the Brotherhood can keep history from repeating itself... 289 00:33:55,729 --> 00:33:57,604 my job is to help them do that. 290 00:34:41,729 --> 00:34:44,646 Welcome to all who've traveled from afar 291 00:34:44,729 --> 00:34:47,146 for this most auspicious meeting. 292 00:34:48,187 --> 00:34:50,271 From the Grand Canyon. 293 00:34:50,354 --> 00:34:51,687 From Yosemite. 294 00:34:51,771 --> 00:34:53,521 From Coronado. 295 00:34:54,979 --> 00:34:57,896 It's been decades since we gathered 296 00:34:57,979 --> 00:35:02,312 to renew our shared and noble purpose. 297 00:35:03,646 --> 00:35:06,437 Thanks to the efforts of the Knights of our chapter, 298 00:35:06,521 --> 00:35:10,604 the axis of power has shifted in the Brotherhood. 299 00:35:10,687 --> 00:35:13,187 Where the hell is the Commonwealth, Quintus? 300 00:35:14,104 --> 00:35:15,354 They should be here. 301 00:35:15,437 --> 00:35:17,396 And if they were here, what would happen? 302 00:35:17,479 --> 00:35:18,479 Hm? 303 00:35:19,521 --> 00:35:23,021 They would take the relic and give us nothing in return. 304 00:35:24,062 --> 00:35:26,562 Does that seem fair to you? 305 00:35:26,646 --> 00:35:27,646 No. 306 00:35:27,729 --> 00:35:30,104 That's taxation without representation. 307 00:35:30,187 --> 00:35:32,062 It's un-American. 308 00:35:32,146 --> 00:35:35,187 But what you're suggesting would lead to civil war. 309 00:35:35,271 --> 00:35:37,479 -With the Commonwealth. -Ha! 310 00:35:37,562 --> 00:35:39,271 They'd kick our fuckin' asses. 311 00:35:39,354 --> 00:35:41,021 Not if we stand together. 312 00:35:42,187 --> 00:35:45,062 With the power of the Cold Fusion diode, 313 00:35:45,146 --> 00:35:48,354 we can power airships, armor. 314 00:35:49,854 --> 00:35:52,771 We can defeat the Commonwealth. 315 00:35:53,646 --> 00:35:56,396 United under a common banner. 316 00:35:56,479 --> 00:35:57,937 Your banner. 317 00:36:08,271 --> 00:36:09,979 Sorry. 318 00:36:10,062 --> 00:36:12,937 The chapters have grown apart over the years, 319 00:36:13,021 --> 00:36:15,437 and mine doesn't go in for any of this religious shit. 320 00:36:15,521 --> 00:36:20,229 Yeah, and where we come from, women don't get to talk. 321 00:36:20,312 --> 00:36:21,562 Cunt. 322 00:36:23,646 --> 00:36:25,396 Keep talking, and I'll carve you one. 323 00:36:27,312 --> 00:36:29,562 Look, the Commonwealth 324 00:36:29,646 --> 00:36:31,896 pretty much lets the Canyon rule itself. 325 00:36:31,979 --> 00:36:35,687 So, far as we're concerned, everyone else... go fuck themselves. 326 00:36:35,771 --> 00:36:36,896 Especially you. 327 00:36:36,979 --> 00:36:39,104 You just like that they let you fuck robots. 328 00:36:39,187 --> 00:36:41,604 That was one Squire, and he was well within his rights. 329 00:36:41,687 --> 00:36:42,812 - Unbelievable! - We wasted 330 00:36:42,896 --> 00:36:43,979 precious resources coming here, 331 00:36:44,062 --> 00:36:45,729 and I'm not doing anything with that yahoo! 332 00:36:45,812 --> 00:36:47,479 I'm the one who fuckin'... 333 00:36:52,979 --> 00:36:54,021 Yes. 334 00:36:55,771 --> 00:36:57,396 We have our differences. 335 00:36:58,271 --> 00:37:01,521 But there is something we all agree on. 336 00:37:08,396 --> 00:37:09,396 Power. 337 00:37:09,479 --> 00:37:11,479 Holy fuck! 338 00:37:16,896 --> 00:37:18,437 How many of those can you make? 339 00:37:19,604 --> 00:37:22,479 More than all of human history 340 00:37:22,562 --> 00:37:24,771 could ever consume. 341 00:37:27,646 --> 00:37:29,271 The Codex does say that... 342 00:37:30,229 --> 00:37:32,854 violence against a fellow Brother is forbidden. 343 00:37:38,021 --> 00:37:41,146 But I suppose the Codex is open... 344 00:37:43,521 --> 00:37:45,021 to interpretation. 345 00:37:46,354 --> 00:37:47,396 Yeah, that. 346 00:37:48,396 --> 00:37:50,062 Fuck the Commonwealth. 347 00:37:50,771 --> 00:37:52,187 Then it's decided. 348 00:37:55,146 --> 00:37:56,729 Let's drink to it, hm? 349 00:37:56,812 --> 00:37:58,479 Bottoms up! 350 00:37:58,562 --> 00:38:01,979 Yeah, ha, ha! Fuck the Commonwealth. 351 00:38:15,646 --> 00:38:16,896 I like your outfit. 352 00:38:16,979 --> 00:38:18,062 Gratias. 353 00:38:19,062 --> 00:38:20,854 You speak Latin? Good for you. 354 00:38:20,937 --> 00:38:23,521 I'm a school teacher myself, so education is very important to me. 355 00:38:24,812 --> 00:38:26,396 You're a kindly profligate. 356 00:38:28,021 --> 00:38:29,187 Thank you. 357 00:38:31,979 --> 00:38:33,604 I'm headed to Las Vegas. 358 00:38:34,896 --> 00:38:36,104 You shouldn't. 359 00:38:36,187 --> 00:38:38,771 Oh, I... I have to. I'm looking for someone. 360 00:38:38,854 --> 00:38:40,687 You should go home. 361 00:38:40,771 --> 00:38:43,146 I wouldn't want to see you get raped by the wrong people. 362 00:38:45,229 --> 00:38:46,854 I'll bear that in mind. 363 00:39:02,687 --> 00:39:03,729 Fudge. 364 00:39:07,771 --> 00:39:08,771 Hello? 365 00:39:15,771 --> 00:39:17,437 This is not what I signed up for. 366 00:39:17,521 --> 00:39:20,562 I want to go back. How do I turn my cryo chamber back on? 367 00:39:20,646 --> 00:39:22,979 That's not how it works, doorknob. 368 00:39:23,062 --> 00:39:24,937 If you could just listen to me. 369 00:39:25,021 --> 00:39:27,396 Listen to me! 370 00:39:29,021 --> 00:39:31,604 Who even are you, seriously? 371 00:39:36,354 --> 00:39:39,396 I'm the product of 200 years of genetic engineering. 372 00:39:41,146 --> 00:39:43,104 Part of a race of super managers. 373 00:39:44,646 --> 00:39:46,854 And all of you have been selected to be my staff. 374 00:39:48,812 --> 00:39:52,354 You think we've been left locked in Vault 31 by accident? 375 00:39:52,437 --> 00:39:54,729 You think Bud Askins made mistakes? 376 00:39:55,687 --> 00:39:57,521 -Never. -No chance. 377 00:39:57,604 --> 00:39:59,646 - Well... - Oh, my God, Claudia, 378 00:39:59,729 --> 00:40:01,104 we're trying to have a conversation here. 379 00:40:01,187 --> 00:40:02,979 No, she may have a point. 380 00:40:04,562 --> 00:40:07,104 I assume some of the things he said seem downright outlandish. 381 00:40:08,562 --> 00:40:10,687 But look at where we are. 382 00:40:10,771 --> 00:40:12,854 We're standing in the product of his life's work. 383 00:40:14,187 --> 00:40:16,562 We are his life's work. 384 00:40:16,646 --> 00:40:18,062 It has to count for something. 385 00:40:22,229 --> 00:40:23,854 This is Bud's final test. 386 00:40:26,562 --> 00:40:29,354 If I can lead you all to finding our way out of here, 387 00:40:29,437 --> 00:40:32,812 we'll have proven ourselves worthy to carry on 388 00:40:32,896 --> 00:40:36,146 Vault-Tec's corporate strategy together. 389 00:40:37,937 --> 00:40:41,479 And those of you who work quickly and as a team... 390 00:40:42,312 --> 00:40:43,979 will receive these merit dots. 391 00:40:44,062 --> 00:40:45,479 Ooh! 392 00:40:45,562 --> 00:40:47,021 -Merit dots? -Oh. 393 00:40:47,104 --> 00:40:49,354 Wait. 394 00:40:49,437 --> 00:40:51,146 I took notes at a meeting with the company 395 00:40:51,229 --> 00:40:53,104 that installed ventilation. 396 00:40:53,187 --> 00:40:54,354 Dibs on ventilation! 397 00:40:54,437 --> 00:40:56,229 Oh, the fire suppression system. 398 00:40:56,312 --> 00:40:58,062 Maybe we can get some water from there. 399 00:40:58,146 --> 00:41:00,562 Maybe we could borrow underground, make a tunnel. 400 00:41:00,646 --> 00:41:02,729 I'll hack the Overseer's console, 401 00:41:02,812 --> 00:41:04,812 so we can override some security protocols. 402 00:41:04,896 --> 00:41:07,937 There has to be a schematics somewhere around here… 403 00:41:42,312 --> 00:41:43,896 Vision still a little fuzzy? 404 00:41:44,979 --> 00:41:46,562 Well, you know what they say. 405 00:41:48,146 --> 00:41:50,062 Have a glass of champagne. 406 00:41:50,146 --> 00:41:52,271 Who are you? 407 00:41:53,604 --> 00:41:56,104 -My name is Henry MacLean. -Henry? 408 00:41:56,187 --> 00:41:58,687 - I prefer Hank. - Hank. 409 00:41:59,396 --> 00:42:00,854 Is it Reclamation Day? 410 00:42:04,271 --> 00:42:06,479 Yes, it is Reclamation Day, just not quite the way 411 00:42:06,562 --> 00:42:08,229 we thought it would be. 412 00:42:09,771 --> 00:42:12,479 I've been running an experiment here 413 00:42:12,562 --> 00:42:14,521 and it's not going well. 414 00:42:14,604 --> 00:42:17,354 The mice are so small, they're tiny. 415 00:42:18,771 --> 00:42:21,104 It's a very fiddly business. 416 00:42:21,187 --> 00:42:24,937 Ah, okay. I think there's been some sort of mistake. 417 00:42:25,021 --> 00:42:29,187 I signed up for the Vault-Tec Premium Elite Plus. 418 00:42:29,271 --> 00:42:31,021 Did you read the fine print? 419 00:42:31,104 --> 00:42:32,146 Yes. 420 00:42:33,437 --> 00:42:34,604 Well, I didn't. 421 00:42:35,729 --> 00:42:37,062 I prefer the classics. 422 00:42:38,562 --> 00:42:42,896 So much has changed since you went under. 423 00:42:42,979 --> 00:42:46,479 But it's what stayed the same that concerns me. 424 00:42:47,229 --> 00:42:48,646 Old habits, I guess. 425 00:42:50,521 --> 00:42:55,187 But I am optimistic that we will be able to work out the kinks. 426 00:43:00,771 --> 00:43:04,021 I noticed on your file that you had a family, 427 00:43:04,104 --> 00:43:06,854 but you only bought a ticket for one. 428 00:43:08,812 --> 00:43:10,687 Uh, it was expensive. 429 00:43:11,396 --> 00:43:13,687 You can't put a price on family, Steve. 430 00:43:13,771 --> 00:43:16,771 We were very clear about that in the advertisements. 431 00:43:16,854 --> 00:43:20,687 Family is the first building block of civilization. 432 00:43:22,229 --> 00:43:23,479 What are you doing? 433 00:43:23,562 --> 00:43:25,396 I'm improving... 434 00:43:26,979 --> 00:43:29,646 a piece of outdated technology. 435 00:43:31,396 --> 00:43:33,229 Civilization. 436 00:43:34,146 --> 00:43:36,187 It hasn't worked out so far. 437 00:43:36,271 --> 00:43:39,062 But, if at first you don't succeed... 438 00:43:57,062 --> 00:43:58,479 Try, try again. 439 00:44:12,729 --> 00:44:13,729 Hello? 440 00:44:39,021 --> 00:44:42,812 I realize we all have our cultural differences, 441 00:44:42,896 --> 00:44:45,104 but just so you know... 442 00:44:47,187 --> 00:44:48,479 I am nice. 443 00:45:37,479 --> 00:45:38,729 I found a ladder! 444 00:45:47,312 --> 00:45:48,729 Lead the way, boss. 445 00:47:51,854 --> 00:47:53,687 So dirty. 446 00:47:53,771 --> 00:47:55,479 Aw, man, the mall's gone. 447 00:47:59,271 --> 00:48:00,646 It's beautiful. 448 00:48:39,021 --> 00:48:42,187 Aw! Take that, bitch! 449 00:48:54,729 --> 00:48:56,729 Who's next? 450 00:48:59,521 --> 00:49:01,646 You the one who killed that NCR bitch? 451 00:49:02,562 --> 00:49:04,062 Mold Over? 452 00:49:04,896 --> 00:49:06,646 Mold... Moldaver. 453 00:49:06,729 --> 00:49:09,604 I did, I... yeah. I did that. 454 00:49:09,687 --> 00:49:11,354 Bet I could mash you. 455 00:49:12,562 --> 00:49:13,729 Probably. 456 00:49:27,979 --> 00:49:29,354 Alright, let me get my armor. 457 00:49:30,396 --> 00:49:31,479 No armor. 458 00:49:32,479 --> 00:49:34,062 Bareback. 459 00:49:48,521 --> 00:49:50,312 Ohh! 460 00:49:50,396 --> 00:49:52,104 Oh! Oh! 461 00:50:09,104 --> 00:50:10,437 Yeah! 462 00:52:24,896 --> 00:52:26,521 Sorry to interrupt. 463 00:52:27,937 --> 00:52:31,812 Paladin Harkness. Liaison from the Commonwealth. 464 00:52:35,562 --> 00:52:37,937 I understand we're discussing a civil war. 465 00:52:38,854 --> 00:52:40,854 I must not have gotten my invitation. 466 00:52:44,312 --> 00:52:46,021 And yet, here you are. 467 00:52:49,896 --> 00:52:50,979 Welcome.